So, sometimes I will drive me car over to the mall parking lot that has the sweetest panaramic view of downtown and eat my lunch over there. Well, yesterday I did this and was enjoying a peaceful sunny afternoon while sitting in the comfort of my car enjoying a recently heated Marie Callendar's frozen dinner, when out of nowhere this car comes screaming by within 15 feet of me and I see this wad of trash fly out in an attempt to land in the trash can on the hill side. They missed. I thought to myself, "are you kidding me?" Actually I said that aloud. Anywho, not a minute later the same car comes screeching by again and wouldn't you know it two more wads of trash fly out. They missed again. At this point, I wanted to start taunting them because they really had bad aim. But, instead I kept listening to Paul Harvey on the radio and eating my chunky chicken noodles.
Fast forward 5 minutes...the car has returned. I can see them in my side mirror. It was parked behind me and now I'm kind of starting to worry. I thought I was going to have use some ninja action on their behinds. One guy gets out of the car carrying what appears to be a white cafeteria tray. He begins to lodge it under the back tire of his friend's car. Interesting. He gets back in and the teenage driver starts to drive and before you know it there is a huge white dust could of cafteria tray particles trailing them in the air. They thought this was cute so they get out and put one on the other back tire. Now, their goal was to peel out and create parrallel white lines on the parking lot. I guess they succeeded. Meanwhile, I guess I "ate their dust" because it was quickly headed in my direction.
The point of this story is that white cafteria trays smell really bad when mixed with asphalt.