B-Dub and Jan! We get the prize for naming the new car. (See "Has a home. Needs a name.") The official name is “Gringo.” Now, I realize that “gringo” means white man in Spanish, but we couldn't resist the parallelism that this word has with the English words “green” and “go.” The car is green you see, and when you drive it, it will go. I don't think I really need to explain this any further. We like the name, that's all that matters.
Other entries were suggested by others. Some of those included, “Major,” “General,” “Dubmobile”, “Fred”, “Babemobile,” “Jan Magnet”, “love wagon”, “love machine”, “Seargeant”, “Sarge”, “Paint Your Wagon,” “Skinner”, “Treeant”, among others.
Thanks to all of those who submitted their suggestions. Sorry you are all losers.