Goodness, I'm so embarassed. I didn't get you a thing except a lousy blog comment on Pete's blog. So...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENKIES!!!

Hopefully, since there's no reply from Jenkies himself, I'm not too late to add myself to the list. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy Birthday Man Slut!!!!!

I'd like to thank all of my 'friends' for the warmest birthday greetings. It is such an honor to have and maintain only the best and closest relationships - ones which throw much tenderness your way on your special day with comments like "half-a-century" and "Man Slut." While both may/may not be true, it is the care and love behind the comments that really warm my heart. If only other humans on this planet could have supporters such as the ones above.

Thanks guys. I'm 29 now, which means I'll retire in about a year or so.

The strippers my friends hire for my birthday are now much, much younger than I am.

Remember 'Grandpa' - the character I do who 'gums' about 90 mph? Yeah, that's no longer a character.

Thanks for the gift B-dub.

Happy Birthday Jenkins!

"29" - riiiiggghhhhttt.